This Mass is for the individual use of a Sister. The Mass is offered in one element. The Sister is encouraged to offer this Mass as a regular spiritual exercise. There is minimal preparation needed. It is suggested that the Sister is vested or at least wears a veil.
Sister (at the altar):In the name of the Dingo and of the Indulgent Organ. And in the hope of the Victory to Come.
I confess to the most Holy Dingo, all praise her feralness, to our Saints and to Sisters and departed Sisters,
that I have indulged repeatedly my body in perpetual pleasures, and have not wished to cease in the doing of these,
and that I have sought at all time to expiate stigmatic guilt, and to solicit and importune unto the coming of indulgent bliss and universal joy.
The Sister can choose a Reading here (though this can be omitted).
This is the word of the OPI
Come up through the planet most holy dingo and shower us with thy blessings, as we celebrate thine own work amongst us, blessed bitch.
And on the night they raided the Stonewall Bar, in the week Judy Garland died, behold the butch fairies lifted up their bar stools, and said, 'We will take lily law no more', and behold -
thy work was begun and unleashed throughout every lattie, manifesting thy power through our Sisterhood
And behold the first radical fairies did troll across Highbury Fields in 1970 in protest at arrests, and the Gay Liberation Force met on 13 October,
(here the Sister raises the element)
And in our heritage of protest and celebration, we bring Gay Pride to perpetual joy, year on year,
and we expiate from the deepest within, all traces of stigmatic guilt, we root it out from all our community,
And we offer up this Mass for the community we share across the divide, in the loving memory of those who are gone before us, and who share in these elements with us now, we eat with them and we drink with them, we share their lives and their loves in this moment.
(The Sister receives the element)
I receive the community through this Dingo food
(The Sister clears away the vessels of the Mass.)
Behold the promise of perpetual indulgence and the dismissal of all our fears. In the hope of the Victory to Come.