unHOLY MASSIVE OF THE ORDER OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCEPRIDE MASS 1993

Clapham Rite

For Communion and Fellowship.

Asperges Campola.

(or sprinkling with Gi, lavender water and rose water are also canonical.)

Sister Celebrant: Thou shalt sprinkle me, O, Dingo (or Queer power or whichever preferred form) wlth pride in my wobbly bits and in my stiff bits.

Like this precious liquid thou shalt come over all your gathered faithful and grant them an increase of Bona Charver.

Now declaim the disgraceful Massive of the Order.

Who attends me?

Sister Deacon; I, Sr. ... (If Sr. Sub-Deacon and other sisters, they introduce themselves.)

Ordinary of the Massive

Sr. C. solemnly vests, camply glggling, aided or hindered by Srs. Deacons.

S.C. I will go unto the limits of Perpetual Indulgence.

S.D. Perpetual Indulgence which frees from guilt and a good many other rather unpleasant things.

Confiteor.

S.C. (leading gathered faithful) I confess to the Holy Dingo, queer power ,to St.Derek of dungeness, St.Sharley MacLean, St.Derek Cohen, St.Christopher Marlowe to all Saints of the order, and to you my sisters,

that I have quite frequently indulged in unspeakable acts of a depraved nature with persons of my own sex without shame

and I shall continue to thus enjoy myself despite the thought ,word or deed of prudes and bigots, queer power (or other) being my helper.

The Indulgence of the Order.

S.C.: May the famed Indulgence of our order grant you a release from all stigmatic guilt and a spurting forth of Universal joy!

Sisters, together:

Free you from all guilt and blame,

Those that cause it have the shame,

Joy and peace, love and luck,

Or at least, one good Fuck.

S.C- : Queer Power be with you

S,D- and G.F. And with thy trade.

Credo

S.C.(leading): I believe in one power, coming from all of us

to overwhelm the stigmatic guilt sick societies, rank religions and certain far from attractive individuals may wish to shove on us.

My body firm or flabby, in smugness or grim appreciation of the unfairness of nature, is mine to do with as I please and hopefully there'll be a few more bodies to do with I please.

I confess I am proud of being nelly and I look for the resurrection of lust and the life in the organ to come.

All: A-man

S-C. and S.D. arrange the elements. (preferably Love-Hearts and Parfait Amour.)

S.C-, Let us offer each other the Sign of Pride, which may be anything you like the filthier the better.

S.C. distributes the Love-Hearts saying:

Take this sweetmeat,

Open up wide,

Make it a symbol,

Of our Pride.

Take this love juice

Sweet and thick,

If you want,

pretend it's a dick.

S.C. thanks G.F- and Says: Go forth to perform acts on one another.

CLOSING HYMN

This Mass is for the use of the general public should they so desire to use it but please email me and tell me that you've used it and acknowledge the Order of Perpetual Indulgence during the mass